Pea Pea La plume, feathered and fabulous

intro music – me set up Keep tripping up on lead

electrocute myself on leads tooth falls out etc

Warming system overload power failing warning power failing powers saving mode activate, shut down activated in 5 4 3 2 1 shut down mode activated. …..computer shut down sound.

Me idea,

Get kid out and hand them leads NOT ENOUGH STATIC ON THE KID…..SO HAVE TO GO TO EVERYONE

Do all the rubbing balloon etc

powering up sound back to back ground music

Kid stays onstage

intro 1

“Peacocks and pea hens and all you pea peas in between… welcome. Direct from filming fast a furious 234 turbo feathers, powered by glitter, drama, and Wi-Fi…

She is the diva of divas, the motherboard of melodrama,

Shes always slightly overcharged but never underdressed…

clutch your pearls and hide your USB ports…

It’s Stunt Pea Pea

Danger high voltage music

SP: Heeeeelllllooo, stunt pea Pea here, I’m Pea pea la plumes stunt double….I provide all the danger….do you guys want to see some danger, oh come on you can do better then that, do you want to see some danger!! well you’ve come to the right place! Spanners, Our hard working tech guy is going to prepare for our biggest stunt yet….. as I jump through the mighty hoop of hoopiness and into the death defying pool of water……spanners fill up the pool…..that’s plenty, we need to use this car for the next show!! Spanners now find and prepare our victim, while I prepare myself!!

You can do this Stunty…..your a brave, confident peacock no challenge is to big for you

me : Stunty your still on mic shhhh(get volunteer out and lines up ramp, kid with hoop)

me : we are ready.

Sp : I was born ready. Ok lets do this…count me in 3….2… wait….i think we should make this more dangerous, do you want more danger…i said do you want more danger….of course you do you rascals!…ok spanners get more danger (spanners get another kid). Thats not enough…you want to see more danger right, I said more danger!! spanners you know what to do!! (get lots of kids out…lay out carpet on them)

OK audience are you ready…..willing volunteers are you ready. Lets do this in 3 …2….1​

Celebrate music

intro 2

Oi watch where your going

Gently does it mate

Mind my feathers

ooo it’s a bumpy ride

hurry up they sre about to introduce me….and it’s dark in here

I bet dame Edna and Rupaul don’t have to put up with this rubbish

Attention please… if you’ve got loose wigs, please secure them now. If you’ve got emotions, prepare to lose control of them.

Beaming in straight from Las Vegas—where the lights are bright and so is she—this isn’t just a performer… this is a full system update.

She’s got feathers, she’s got firmware, she’s got more attitude than your group chat at 2am…

serving glamour at 100% battery and zero humility…

It’s the glitch, the glam, the legendary Ping Pong Pea Pea

ping pong pea pea – Sqaulk Alright you lovely lot my name is ping pong Pea Pea and I’m La plumes lessa known cousin . , Another night, another crowd… and look at you, You might just be worth my time. What a fantastic bunch of misfits you all are. You ever walk into a place and just know… someone’s about to spend money they shouldn’t, My first number is about you, Hit it spanners

Thank you thank you thank you, I’ll be taking autographs later.

Squalk ….Spanners, Spanners,,,i can feel an egg coming!! quick you need to find some peapettes to catch them

grab the nets!!! not Annette…grab the nets!! that’s it, quickly hurry up….they come out thick and fast with me , that’s why they call me ping pong pea pea. If the eggs are a laying it’s because I’m slaying

me get kid and dad to catch the eggs…net swapping etc

ping pong music egg laying

Oof (heavy breathing) I’m quite exhausted after that. Lets have a look how many eggs you caught?? wow you caught so many now do me a favour and give them out to audience members, any ones you want…as long as tit’s not the annoying kids….like that one over there…I’ve got my eye on you. That’s it hand them out. And audience members with my eggs….look after them carefully…I’ll be wanting them back later.

Hurry up, la plumes on her way.

Intro 3

Brace yourselves, darlings ,she is finally here, If your circuits are sensitive, prepare for a total overload.

Downloading live from the right side of fabulous

She’s got sparkle in her software, thunder in her heels, and enough charisma to crash the mainframe.

It’s the mega byte, the beauty, Ms pea pea la plume!!

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last pea pea entrance initiating disco sequence disco sequence activated in team minus 54321 ….I’m coming out

peapea – Darlings, its all right mother is here!! Ohhhh… look at you all… you are simply divine.
Truly. Is everyone having a good time…. oh come on you can do better then that, is everyone having a good time? Of course you are, your watching me Some of you still look unsure, but we’ll fix you.

Darlings your applause says it all

I do hope Ping Pong and stunt Pea Pea have been looking after you. Ping pong have you been behaving?

Pong pong : of course we’ve been aving an eggselent time, get it hahah. (flashes boobs)

Pea Pea: Don’t flash ping pong that’s naughty and cheap, leave wardrobe malfunctions to the ones who need publicity, right lets get started, a quick vocal warm up before the next number

pea pea pea me me me

Pea pea : Oh ping ping, have you been at the Rothmans again, naughty bird. Oh you could’ve made an effort, where are your shoes, (ping pong flashes) stop that you naughty bird. (to the audience) will you all let me know if ping pong does that again, she can be so naughty sometimes!! (ping pong flashes) stop it ping pong (turns around) right we are now going to sing a duet ( flashes again) ping pong…ive told you before…you wont be aloud to do this song if you keep doing that, one last chance! (ping pong flashes) right spanners, can we put ping ping in sleep mode please honestly you cant get the staff. Of you go spanners,

and I’ll have to work out to do the last song on my own, hmmmm what to do, what to do, Ah I know, spanners can do it with me…I’m a genius, of course, I’m sure spanners will be happy to at least lip sync with me!! spanners …spanners….spanners, where are you​? That’s strange have any of you guys seen spanners, I could’ve sworn I saw her earlier , spanners spanners….

(spanners then plays the it’s behind you….on live mic)

Oh there you are, right I need your help, I cant do the final song on my own…..(spanners whispers to pea pea)…..Yes…eggs you say…..you think they will help….its worth a shot

Ok everyone. I believe early on some eggs were given out, now every one holding these eggs can you wave them in the air for me. Marvellous. Now those with the eggs can you point at and adult, for the next part of the show I need a responsible adult, spanners can you pick one out for me.

Thank you for coming out to join me on stage


now what’s your name, Jane lovely to meet you Jane

can we get a massive round of applause for Jane

Now I’ve got you out here because I can’t do the last number with ping pong as she seems to have a irritating system malfunction.

So would you help me with the finale…oh thank you…it would’ve been rude to say no now your up here wouldn’t it!

Now your job is easy, can you please lie on the carpet for me, on your back with the head at me trailer end, yes and close your legs please we are on stage and there a kids in the front row.

Excellent, now all you have t do is lie there I will do all the hard work,.because we are now going to recreate the jump that stunt pp made but I’m going to do it instead…i feel like I should start doing my own stunts now, don’t you agree Jane. But to make it more exciting,

Now Jane sit up a moment for me, do you feel safe….well thats fine we have some safety gear here for you. Spanners do the honours

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Safety equipment wave good bye to family close the ramp

Ok I think I am ready…..Jane are you ready,, audience are you ready.

Start the song

….ok i’ll need a run up ..look out coming through….oh it’s so nice to give this a try…I’ve not done it before I just saw it on the tic toks and thought I’d give it a try, don’t worry Jane I’m insured…its veterinary insurance but I’m sure you’ll be fine.

Song

I’m alive and so is Jane spanners remove the ramp….Jane get up both of you take a bow….please give it up for my fabulous volunteers ….we have been the pea peas, thank you for watching goodbye!!